which east county neighborhood are you?

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Ten questions will determine which East Montgomery County neighborhood you're from, or your money back. (But, of course, there is no money involved.) Beware: stereotypes ahead!

1

What kind of car do you drive?
- Honda Odyssey EX with all of the options, including the built-in washer and dryer.
- F-150 pickup truck. Built Ford Tough!
- BMW 5-Series. You know, we could've gone for the 7, but it seemed just too ostentatious.
- A Schwinn 21-speed city bike. Our auto-dependent society is not sustainable.
- '98 Toyota Camry . . . you know, the one with the key marks down the side.
- Flexcar, baby! And, of course, I got my SmartTrip card for the Metro.
2

What's the first thing you do after waking up?
- Look outside to see the car's still there, and go back in for a long, hot shower.
- Coffee, coffee, coffee! I can't function without it.
- Make breakfast, pack lunch, wake the kids up, get them cleaned and dressed, take a shower, and head out the door. And that's before the sun comes up.
- Grab the Post and hit the Op-Ed page. Charles Krauthammer, you're too much!
- Deep breathing exercises, followed by some chanting. And then maybe an orange.
- Stand on the deck and watch the dew fall from the grass. Yes, this is God's country.
3

Your neighbors tend to make a lot of noise late at night. What do you do?
- Get the HOA president on the phone RIGHT NOW! It's a public nuisance and it MUST stop.
- Knock on their door and ask them to stop. We're all adults; they can be reasoned with.
- Put on my rain sounds CD and try to meditate in the hopes I can block out the negative energy.
- Buy earplugs and sulk. If my neighbors understood English, I'd tell them to stop.
- Call 'em up and join in! After all, I'm a night owl myself.
- I'd be surprised if I heard my neighbors, 'cause they're a half-mile away.
4

What's the biggest little crisis in your life right now?
- Everyone across the world is starving! I can't sleep at night thinking about it.
- There's a new rust stain on the pickup! Is it time to trade the old girl in?
- I'm pretty sure there are fourteen people living next door to me.
- Which is more historically accurate for a bathroom: pewter fixtures or brushed steel?
- Last call is at 2 a.m.! Seriously, who thought of that?
- Hunter got a C in geography! He's going to be a garbage man for the rest of his life!
5

What sounds like a good meal to you?
- Hold on! Let me see what Rachael Ray's making tonight.
- A bean sprout sandwich, served on vegan bread and washed down with soy milk.
- Peruvian chicken, Chinese fried rice and challah, just for good measure.
- It doesn't matter, just as long as it's fried.
- A Chipotle burrito, Coldstone for dessert, and Chick-Fil-A for the ride home.
- Whole wheat spaghetti with prosciutto, served with some ciabatta bread.
6

How far is "far"?
- The Beltway. I know people actually LIVE out there, but I prefer to stay out of the suburban wilds.
- D.C. If I had a reason to go back into the city, I wouldn't have moved away.
- Glenmont. If the Metro don't go there, it don't exist.
- There are no limits to your imagination! We are all one planet.
- Nowhere! My block looks like the United Nations.
- The parking garage. If there's nowhere for my car to go, it's nowhere for me to go.
7

It's Saturday night. What are you doing?
- Bidding on some sophomore's horrible paintings at the high school art auction.
- Fitting one last store into an all-day shopping spree.
- At the coffeehouse, listening to your favorite Chilean guitarist play songs from his homeland.
- Snuggled on the couch, watching PBS and thumbing through the Restoration Hardware catalog.
- Strolling down Ellsworth, playing "Spot the Emo Kid."
- Getting liquored up, then finding some parking lot where they won't hassle you for loitering.
8

If you have kids, what kind of school will you put them in?
- We'd like a school where you don't get knifed in the bathrooms, if that's not asking too much.
- A nice experimental school - somewhere without rules and restrictions, so they can grow.
- Kids? I don't even have time for kids now - if ever!
- A school with a spectacular football team.
- We're looking at private schools. It may cost a little more, but anything's better than handing your kid over to MCPS to be corrupted.
- Pray that they get into the magnet school, that's all I can hope for.
9

If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
- Hire an architect and some contractors to finish renovating this damn house, and give myself a long, long vacation.
- I'd send it all to some small, impoverished African country, but keep a few thousand for myself. You know, for macrame and stuff.
- Shopping spree! And, after that, a decent security system for my house to keep all those goodies safe.
- Send my kids to Harvard and get a membership at the country club! Finally, I've arrived!
- Buy up my neighbor's land and race four-wheelers on it. It's gonna be sweet!
- Buy a penthouse and throw the wildest parties you've ever seen.
10

What's on your iPod/CD player/music listening device lately?
- TV On The Radio. I don't understand it, but Pitchfork loved it, so it's a go.
- Bob Dylan, Arlo Guthrie and Pete Seeger. I know it's not 1965.
- Podcasts from NPR. I can learn about the strife in Darfur while going on my daily jog, and it is spectacular.
- Salsa, cumbia and horchata. I'm not sure if the third one is actually music, but I've gotten hooked on all of them.
- The kids have me listening to Hannah Montana all the time. I keep counting the days until they leave home.
- Rascal Flatts! Nothing says "real American music" like country.
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which east county neighborhood are you?

What kind of car do you drive?

What's the first thing you do after waking up?

Your neighbors tend to make a lot of noise late at night. What do you do?

What's the biggest little crisis in your life right now?

What sounds like a good meal to you?

How far is "far"?

It's Saturday night. What are you doing?

If you have kids, what kind of school will you put them in?

If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?

What's on your iPod/CD player/music listening device lately?

Everyone is different, and so are their answers. What is your:

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